The movie yesterday was so mushy, I had to fold up my pants to wade out of the theatre..
The traffic was so slow, I could see the ant on the pavement mouth a 'loser' to me as it marched ahead..
Love In The Time of Cholera is so full of idealistic love, that I almost believed it was science fiction..
People in swank shopping malls look divine,dressed up like the next yahoo Avatar..
The chocolates I have eaten over the past week , when kept in a straight line, can go around the entire Earth, twice...